Roberto Cavalli Large knot bracelet, $343, Net-a-Porter.com
First he calls, then he doesn't answer when you call back. When he does finally answer, he has nothing useful to say. You get frustrated and make up an excuse to end the conversation. His stomach is all in "knots" wondering how he can gain your attention and you're wondering why you're wasting your time. Like my girl Amy says, "Love is a losing game."