Wild Card Wednesday

So today let's talk about Paris Hilton. I know, I know...what more can we can say? We'll I just had to say something because I think the situation has gone far enough! I knew that Paris was releasing an album but nobody told me that she would have Fat Joe and Jadakiss on it. Are you serious? What the ------ (fill in your favorite swear word here) are these hip hop icons doing on Paris' album? I wasn't impressed by her first single or that music video she released (that dude was hot though) and now you want to drag hip-hop into your madness. Well that's where I draw the line. I mean...REALLY! I guess money can buy anything. For those of you who are interested (somebody has be or Paris wouldn't 15 on the Billboard Top 40), I've listed her mini-tour dates below. We'll have to stay tuned to see how this album turns out.

Paris Hilton mini-tour dates:

Aug. 15 -- Miami
In-Store sponsored by Y100: 7 to 9 P.M. (Press at 6 P.M.)
Specs
501 Collins Ave.
South Beach, FL 33139

CD Release Party @ 10 P.M.
Suite
1437 Washington Ave.
Miami Beach, FL


Aug. 16 -- New York
In-Store sponsored by Z100: 6 to 8 P.M. (Press at 5 P.M.)
FYE
1290 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10104

CD Release Party @ 10 P.M.
Marquee
289 Tenth Ave
NYC


Aug. 18 - Los Angeles
In-Store sponsored by KIIS: 7 To 9 P.M. (Press at 6 P.M.)
Best Buy
11301 W. Pico Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA

CD Release Party @ 10 P.M.
Privilege
8117 Sunset Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA